Epal Dictionary

Ang bansa natin ay nasa State of EPALamity.
Napapaligiran po tayo ng sandamukal na mga EPALiticians.
Nagmula pa sa malayong lugar ng EPALia (the mythical place where ancient EPALs (persons acting or grandstanding in a politically tactless manner) came from. Mythical kasi hindi pa nadidiskubre ng tao kung saan nga talaga nagmula ang specie ng mga EPAL).

EPALibing ang political career, di dapat tularan, di pwedeng maging huwaran, di kalugod-lugod tingnan, bako-bakong daan.Panay ang lagay ng kanilang pangalan o initials sa mga EPALampara (light post na me mga pangalan ng mga kumag na mga bobong politoko na mga bobo).
EPALampaso kasi mga basahan (trapo) sila. Kaluka.
EPALunok sa buwaya (cannibalism yun di ba dahil pareho lang silang buwaya) or anaconda (may lahing ahas din naman sila, kaya cannibalism pa rin). Nakakasawa na sila.
EPALuin sa puwet at kung umulit, EPALunod na sa dagat!

Tunay ngang punong-puno sila ng EPALpakan (the state of lacking political tact).
Mayroon pang mga tinatawag na e-PAL – mga epal na post agad sa Facebook, Twitter and other social media, ang kanilang mga ka-EPALan. Mayroon din namang mga SnEPALupagous (Pinsan ni Snuffleupagous. Senador. Mahilig mag-imbento ng information sa privilege speech).
Ang Coup D Epal naman ay ang pulitikong “K*pal na, Epal pa” (mga bobong pulitiko na ubod ng kEPAL ang mukha, na pinalagay na ang pangalan sa mga Paaralan at nangangampanya na).
Pwede rin kay Tito Sotto yung EPALing (paling na ang utak kaya nangopya na lang).

Pag nasita naman ay puro Public EPALogy (Mga pulitikong mahilig mag-public apology sa mga kagaguhan nila to save face) pero after awhile ay balik uli sa dating gawi.
Iyong iba ay EPALroyo (EPALing like Gloria. EPALing excuses like spinal pains and melon incidents). Let’s use it in a sentence: “The EPALroying woman wanted to go abroad so bad.”

Ngayong malapit na ang eleksyon ay marami na tayong makikitang mga EPALocacy (Mga kunwaring TV advocacy campaign na lumalabas lang bago mag eleksyon). EPALocacy, para hindi halatang nangangampanya ng maaga. EPALocacy, natatapos din pagkatapos ng botohan. EPALocacy. Bow.

Let’s start EPALination (Spreading the EPALisms to others). I think there should be an EPAL Awards, the biggest EPAL will get a free tarp, o kaya ay one of these days ay magpa EPALympics tayo para magkaalaman kung sino ang nangunguna sa pagka-EPAL. Sino kaya makakakuha ng gold, silver at bronze?

…….and more words below submitted by the people against EPALs….try to put in the appropriate meanings to these words, and add your own EPAL words (dagdagan nyo pa para masaya at lagyan na rin ng kahulugan or meaning – use in a sentence na rin para madaling intindihin)!

EPALurky
kEPAL
EPALicious
EPALness
EPALisms
EPALoids
EPALpak
EPALinis
EPALeptic
EPALorks
EPALitiks
EPALlusion
EPALucinations
kEPALmuks
EPALitan
EPALorks
EPALictorian
EPALparan
EPALibing
EPALnator
EPALko
EPALka
EPALlergy
EPALtymology
EPALkabogabol
EPALiotic
EPALiotical
EPALitoically
EPALogs

*credits of content and images to Mae Paner’s and Carlos Celdran’s FB pages

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10 Responses to Epal Dictionary

  1. Joy Frances M. Monsanto says:

    “EPALibing ang political career, di dapat tularan, di pwedeng maging huwaran, di kalugod-lugod tingnan, bako-bakong daan”.– weeeeh! ang saya-saya.. salamat po.. napasama din yung contribution ko.. hahaha.. tuloy ang pagbabanatay mga Superheroes laban sa kaEPALan..

  2. Dave Rivera says:

    eh ano naman ang tawag sa epal na nangopya na, nanghamon pa ng demandahan?

  3. brokenform says:

    EPALucinations – Hallucination ng mga pulitiko na nakakatuwa pa rin ang pinag-gagawa nila.

  4. brokenform says:

    ME dag-dag ako: EPALminators – ito’y isang uri ng mga terminators na ang misyon ay tugisin ang mga EPALiticians.

  5. brokenform says:

    EPALligator – isang uri ng buwaya na nagbabagong-anyo at nagmumukhang tupa kapag pini-piktyuran.

  6. Bob says:

    My 2 cents worth of additional words: EPALitis – inflamation of the ego that causes epals to see themselves as needing to be served rather than serving; EPALoctomy – process of cutting off the bloated ego of the epals to bring them down to earth; EPALantiasis – inflamation of any part of the epals like balls, head, etc; EPALoctracy – belief of epals antithetical to democracy, where they are the ones at the center instead of the people; EPALidad – ability of epals to distribute relief goods with their names printed on the goods like sardines, rice, even eggs!; EPALogue – promises made b epals; EPALnity – life span of epals (hope it is not a lifetime); EPALomegalomania – rabid schizophrenic dementia of epals; EPALbation – self-stimulation done by epals to feed their bloated ego; EPALsis – crisis

  7. Bob says:

    My 2 cents worth of additional words: EPALitis – inflamation of the ego that causes epals to see themselves as needing to be served rather than serving; EPALoctomy – process of cutting off the bloated ego of the epals to bring them down to earth; EPALantiasis – inflamation of any part of the epals like balls, head, etc; EPALoctracy – belief of epals antithetical to democracy, where they are the ones at the center instead of the people; EPALidad – ability of epals to distribute relief goods with their names printed on the goods like sardines, rice, even eggs!; EPALogue – promises made b epals; EPALnity – life span of epals (hope it is not a lifetime); EPALomegalomania – rabid schizophrenic dementia of epals; EPALbation – self-stimulation done by epals to feed their bloated ego; EPALsis – crisis faced by the nation due to egomaniacal deeds by epals

  8. ciceley says:

    bk8 epal ang chaka noh?
    .

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